Sunday, November 12, 2006

what will never fail to peeve the hell out of me....

those who dunno where to keep their legs

people who stick their legs out on the MRT. if i can kick your legs while moving in, u think i will say sorry to u?

women drivers and smokers

this remind me of the time at the petrol kiosk beside Tea Garden Mcdonald's. there was this stupid lady driver who wanted to move off from the exit of the kiosk and not checking the oncoming traffic from her behind. aural was travelling at 60km/hr thankfully and managed to swerve away and E-braked in time from crashing straight into the side of the stupid lady driver. among so many stupid lady drivers i have seen, this one ranks the top of the list.

then women smokers. while male smokers have the sense to lower their unfinished butts from accidentally singe-ing someone while walking, most women smokers who are also damn fucking hiao like to use their index and middle fingers to hold the ciggy and swinging to and fro with the ciggy pointing outwards. always made it a point to siam far far away from them whenever i see them holding the ciggy like that, bearing in mind the scar on my sister's hand courtesy from a lady smoker's exact antics as described above.

umbrellas

this one is courtesy to the male population. sibeh dangerous lor, to hold the umbrella with those pointed tips like holding sword and again, swaying the damn thing to and fro. tmd, u want to assassinate who ah? if u really want to conquer the pugilistic world, while the space machine has not been invented in time for u to travel back to ancient china, there is always kendo lessons for u to take up.

parents who let their children misbehave badly in public

i remember i used to get slapped or pinched whenever i created a din in the public as a kid. confirmed shut me up and only dared to sniffle miserably. unfortunately parents nowadays don't do tt already eh? just let their kids scream their heads off and feebly telling them to keep quiet. auntie, i feel like walking up and slap ur bratty kid whom u call darling to shut him/her up leh. if u think slapping ur kids in public is ugly, letting him/her irritate the hell out of people is even uglier and reflects how useless u are as a parent.

same thing about animal mishandling. have gone up to kids who are bullying stray cats and usually by the time they see me approaching, they would have scurried off like rats back to their mummies' sides. auntie, u want me to teach ur kid about animal abuse for u bo? while u are yakking away with a friend and looking on at ur kid like bo simi daiji like tt.

usually i very chin chai about many things, but these things i honestly dunno how to chin chai leh....

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